Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Kids say the funniest things....


The other day in the library we passed a book display with Halloween/Fall Jokes and stories. My 6yo asked, "What is that monster"?
I replied as I hurried out the door, "That's Frankenstein".
His reply? "Oh, I didn't know FrankLenstein was a monster, I thought FrankLenstein was a President!! "

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

A laugh a day....

This year I have been trying to incorporate a little exposure to classical artists and composers. We "celebrate" their birthdays by looking at and discussing their art or listening to their music and talking about the time period in which they lived. Today is one of my favorites - Vivaldi. We talked a little about when he lived, I showed them a picture of the composer and then we listened to the "Four Seasons" on CD while they did their art, penmanship, spelling and ate lunch. After the CD had finished I asked the youngest, "Do you remember the name of the man who wrote that music?" He hesitated then said "It's the "Four Seasons" music I know but I can't remember his name. Was it "Old Baldy"?" Well, I don't think we will forget his name for a long time!! May you have a good laugh today, too!

Friday, February 22, 2008

I can just see it now....

Today's CleanLaugh from Pastor Tim - "Tea Service"

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in
which my arm had been broken. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Quote of the Day


Night before last at dinner we were having a little wind storm and the lights were flickering. My hubby looked across the table at me and said "Oh, dim lights make me feel romantic!" Without skipping a beat my 8yo promptly replied "The only thing I like about romance is the chocolates!!" Gotta love her!!

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

THE most funny video!!

I got this from Angela (thanks!!!!) - if this doesn't make you laugh till you hurt nothing will!!

He that is of a merry heart has a continual feast. -- Proverbs 15:15

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Look on the bright side!

This is from one of my favorite sites - Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh:


The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.

Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. But then one day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, the smoke rolling up to the sky.

The worst had happened; everything was lost. He was stunned with grief and anger. "God, how could you do this to me!" he cried.

Early the next day, however, he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him. "How did you know I was here?" asked the weary man of his rescuers.

"We saw your smoke signal," they replied.